i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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