none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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