At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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