Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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