I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Never underestimate the power of titties
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