she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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