i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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