Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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