Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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