Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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