i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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