Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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