I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
