It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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