hotel room ftw
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
True college students do jello shots in the library
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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