As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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