Nicole vs. Life
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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