So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you win again, gameday.
Sober January is a disaster.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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