On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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