I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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