im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
where are my eyebrows?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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