i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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