I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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