Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Panties = found
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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