Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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