I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
