I can't watch pbs sober anymore
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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