it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you win again, gameday.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
