oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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