I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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