i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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