did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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