i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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