You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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