So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I am available for nakedness
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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