the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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