i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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