wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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