Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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