I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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