Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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