i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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