Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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