He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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