how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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