no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.