dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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