My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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