dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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