He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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