Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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