Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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