Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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