That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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