It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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