Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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